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No Simpin'
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So uh, y'all heard of that meme rap?
I don't know
I mean, I've just been hearing a lot of it recently
So uh I thought I'd try it out
Ayy yo!
Beat on my kids like I beat on my meat
This girl let me smash knowin' I'll cheat
'Cause I'll get a new chick by the end of the week
Told her I'm famous she whip out a teet
I ain't wearin' no condom so take a plan b
If she get pregnant I got a plan c
Fetus deletus that bitch will get yeet
Erasing that boy like control alt delete
That bitch will get yeeted that bitch will get yote
I don't want the pussy I just want the throat
We can't Netflix and chill 'cause I got HBO
My ex took the Netflix 'cause she is a hoe
She got a new mans but he look like a hobo
And when he see me I know he want a photo
He come askin' me for one and I'm like "oh no"
So then he start talkin' shit that's a no-no
Fuck did you say to me?
'Bouta get slapped
I'ma go to his mom's house her cheeks will get clapped
I would take his girl and just not give her back
But I know how she is and that is a trap
She never wants love it's all about lust
So I'll 1v1 him quickscopin' on rust
It'll end quickly that boy will get crushed
Now I'm the big shit like I cannot be flushed
Usain bolt chasin' after the guap
No room in my pockets so I'm stuffin' my socks
And everything I drop goes straight to the top
Runnin' after the bag and I can't ever stop
Feel like McDonald's how I stay with the mac
Got it tucked in the back and it's ready to pop
Just stole a new car and drove it straight off the lot
Just bought a new mansion you still sleep in a cot
Goddamn, one take
Jesus, I'm out of breath
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Flipped
03:48
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Toxic
02:20
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Quarantine Sucks
02:44
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Yellow!
02:32
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I don't know bro
I just don't feel like I match like the white people stereotypes
Or act super white or, you know, say super white things
Oh hold up, I'm getting a call, "Yellow!"
Woke up feelin' good now it's time to start a new day
Last night I got in a fight with the fuckin HOA
My neighbor real mad 'cause I'm living life my way
He just love to hate 'cause he can't afford my new place
But his wife sure love it, damn Karen want a lil taste
But I got a new bitch and she got a new face
She made me buy her Christians 'cause that's like her new faith
Now I'm saving up 'cause shit I want a new Wraith
Now I'm makin' waves like I was a durag
Every time you see me out your girlfriend askin' "Who dat?"
But I won't cuff a hoe yea baby I'ma douche bag
All the guys wanna know like "Oooh why do you do that?"
I say "I can't fuck that bitch 'cause I'm in a hurry"
But she can give me neck, she can suck me like Kirby
And if I shooted my shot I be ballin' like Curry
I know that ain't a word but I'm zooted, it's all blurry
Call me Chris Brown 'cause I beat that pussy like Rihanna
If a pussy try me I'll hit that bitch like Saitama
You can't tell me shit 'cause I'ma do what I wanna
And I'll still fuck your bitch in my footed pajamas
But I won't ever chase a girl, won't ever give her dough
'Cause I ain't no fuckin simp I ain't captain save a hoe
Plus these females just want dick, they never ask about my day
Never let 'em slide in my dm's, gotta keep these thots at bay
If she breathes she a thot and it's with our hearts thotties like to play
Keep your head up king, your crown is falling it's all gonna be okay
Haters say I'm gay and I hit 'em with that no you
My girlfriend said she pregnant, she ask me what I'm goin' do
Word to grammy I got Alzheimer's 'cause I don't know you
'Cause I won't raise my son, word to daddy and word to Goku
I'll throw up the deuces and then just start to fade away
But just know I'll come back if my son in the NBA
The lean in my cup purple like Donatello
This chronic in my blunt make me a mellow fellow
If you call my phone you can bet I won't say hello
I really can't help it, man, I gotta say "Yellow!"
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Vanilla Oreo Tampa, Florida
Hey, I'm Vanilla Oreo
I like eating Oreos and rapping for friends and people on the Internet.
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